Hello, there! My name is Preston Barta, and I am the features editor of Fresh Fiction and senior film critic at the Denton Record-Chronicle. My cinematic love story began where I was born: off planet on the isolated desert world of the Jakku system. It's there I passed the time scavenging for loose parts with my good friend Rey. One day I found an old film projector and a dusty reel of the 1975 film JAWS. It rocked my world so much that I left my kinfolk in the rearview (I so miss their morning cups of green milk) to pursue my dreams of writing about film. It wasn't long until I met two gents who said they would give me a lift. I can't recall their names, but one was an older man who liked to point a lot and the other was a tall, hairy fella. They got me as far as one of Jupiter's moons where we crossed paths with the U.S.S. Enterprise. Some pointy-eared bastard said I was clear to come aboard. He saw that I was clutching my beloved shark movie and invited me to the "moving pictures room" where he was screening the 1993 film JURASSIC PARK to his crew. He said my life would be much more prosperous if I were familiar with more work by the god named Steven Spielberg. From there, my love for cinema blossomed. Once we reached planet Earth, everything changed. I found the small town of Denton, TX, and was welcomed into the Barta family. They showed me the writings of local film critic Boo Allen. He became my hero and caused me to chase a degree in film and journalism. After my studies at graduate of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I met some film critics who showed me the ropes and got me into my first press screening: 2011's THE GREEN LANTERN. Don't worry; I recovered just fine. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD was only four years away.
Every so often you’ll run across a TV show during the summer that both captures your interest and reminds you why you love getting lost in the sea of television. No other summer show even comes close to claiming this title than Marti Noxon and Sarah Gertrude Shapiro’s UnREAL, a show that has reached the end of its first chapter. However, fans needn’t fret, as it closes the book on a devilishly good one at that.
Madness, scandal, and Quinn’s stinging remarks (#Quinning)– television won’t be the same this year without UnREAL continuing to create a firestorm of mind games. Luckily, season two is guarantee. But for the time being, let us look back on what all this season had to offer and what’s to come on tonight’s unhinged season-capper.
UnREAL entered the world just over two months ago and surprised us all. It gave us a humorous yet riveting look at what happens in unscripted television, where being a contestant can be brutal and producing it is a whole other reality. Since our introduction, we have seen many things go down. We witnessed the lengths producers will go to get what they want from contestants, many a cat fight, immoral behavior, and constant play. We also saw the unlikely yet alluring pairing of Rachel (Shiri Appleby) and Adam (Freddie Stroma), along with a proposal between Quinn (Constance Zimmer) and Chet (Craig Bierko) that fell apart quickly. If we have learned anything from all this, it’s that we never know what’s going to happen next.
Many of the episodes lately have left us on cliffhangers (especially last week), and we spend the next seven days wondering what will become of it. We may think we have it figured out, but as this show has proved time and time again, we never know what’s coming.
Tonight will leave audiences with a finale that will make for an amusing discussion. It answers questions that viewers were left with from earlier episodes, but also opens a whole new can of worms to play with the theories we have all thought of at one time or another over the course of the show. It’s a satisfying conclusion to a show that never lets up.
While summer is generally the time of superhero adventures, fast cars, and explosions, it is refreshing to feast your eyes on something that doesn’t offer big action scenes or special effects— just superior writing with skilled actors and crew who are capable of injecting television with a dose of twisted absurdity.
Leading up to tonight’s season finale at 10 p.m., Lifetime is running a marathon of the entire season, starting with the pilot at noon. So, if you haven’t jumped on the bandwagon, now is the time.
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